Wednesday, October 10, 2007

At Home With The Husband

Scene: The Husband and I are watching television when an odd-looking actress appears on the screen.

Me: Her eyes are so dark! She looks like an alien.

The Husband: I wish you were an alien.

Me: Why? I might infect you with black goo.

The Husband: Because then we could have human-alien hybrids.

Me: I thought you didn't want any children.

The Husband, rolling eyes: Not human ones.

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