Faith and Begorrah!

Your Inner European is Irish!

Sprited and boisterous! You drink everyone under the table.

Who's Your Inner European?

Pretty accurate considering my roots are in Ireland. However, the only way I ever drink anyone under the table is if they crawl under there to wake me up.

Porn or Pony?

Take the disturbingly difficult "Porn Star or My Little Pony" quiz.

I only got 6 out of 12.

I had no idea.

I just scored awfully high on the "Are You a Lesbian" test.

Lesbian You are 89% lesbian!

Well it would appear to me that you are a fully fledged lesbian. Or at least you'd definitely set a lot of women's gaydars going. (Please don't be offended if you think you're straight, you just fit a lot of the lesbian criteria)

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 80% on lesbianism

Link: The Am I A Lesbian Test written by LadyLove86 on Ok Cupid

However, I did not do so well on the "How's Your Gaydar" test, so maybe I am a lesbian and just never noticed. (I couldn't figure out how to post the delightful man-orgy graphic that came with my results.)

You remarkably only scored

25%

You would've been better off guessing.

You personally got 5 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 0% of all test takers.