Au Revoir

Tomorrow I'm off to the City of Lights. Ah, Gay Paris, land of cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

After two weeks of strolling around Paris, I may be too cultured to hang out with you guys. Of course, a trip to McDonald's pretty much qualifies me as too cultured to hang out with you guys, so I guess it won't make alot of difference.

Here's to hoping that no one spits on me for being a war-mongering American...