Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Unamusing Bathroom Antics

Every single day around 4:30 p.m. someone pees all over the toilet seat in the first stall of the ladies' room in my office building. Yesterday there was actually a puddle on the floor, too.

WHY??? Not to mention, HOW???

Why doesn't she just use a seat protector and sit down?

How are her pants and shoes not completely soaked with pee?

Does she take off her clothes before she goes?

Does she hold it all day until 4:30, and is that why it sprays everywhere?

Why does she only go in the first stall?

Is she doing it on purpose?

How does she think this is OK????


SerenitySprings said...

People are stupid. And apparently really gross.

sealegs said...

My co-workers have suggested you post the following sign in the stall:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and wipe the

UnrulyDuckling said...

How about this sign:

"If you spray everywhere like a damn firehose, learn to use the toilet. Freak."