Monday, December 04, 2006


First of all, let me apologize to everyone, everywhere. I had nearly 2 bottles of wine on Friday night, and I know good and well I am a loud, obnoxious, opinionated drunk. Every time I drink too much, I spend the whole next day writhing with shame and regret.

So, to try to make it up to everyone who puts up with me and actually continues to invite me to alcohol-related events, I would like to offer to you: Bad News Hughes.

Bad News Hughes is one disgusting, hilarious, mofo. His most recent post about his encounter with a lumpy testicle and the drama that ensued made me laugh so hard snot came out of my nose. In fact, his medical woes generally make for excellent humor.

I think his true genius may lie in his photo essays. The Hughes Family Christmas 2004 is epic. Although his brother's wedding may have topped it. I can't decide if I'm disappointed or unbelievably relieved that my family doesn't approach the degree of drunken redneckery that his clan achieves.

Whenever you need a good laugh at someone else's expense, check him out. Click around in his archives. You'll probably be appalled, but you'll probably be laughing your ass off at the same time.


SerenitySprings said...

That is some seriously fucked up shit. Oh, and you were fine on Friday night. Thanks for the party!

Anonymous said...

Wait, you're supposed to feel shame and regret for being awesome? Because you were totally cool on Friday. Amends are nonetheless accepted, because who couldn't do with some more amends? But seriously, good hosting was done, and a good time was had by all!

SerenitySprings said...

(David made the above comment.)