Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Major Fashion Miscalculation

Do you ever see a stranger in public who just looks so stupid it gives you rage? It happens to me from time to time, and I feel bad about giving a crap what some random person is wearing, but I can't help it.

The Husband and I went to a teeny tiny little folk music concert last Friday. It was a very chill, small, and older crowd who mostly looked like someone's grandparents. But, this one guy was bringing enough weird for the whole room.

I wish I had thought to snap a surreptitious photo with my phone, but you'll just have to use your imagination.

Weird Al Yankovic from the neck up.
Hippy, flower-child wanna-be to the waist.
Ninja from the waist down.



SerenitySprings said...

I know this Mensa guy that totally fits that description...


sealegs said...

THAT guy! We ran into him everywhere for awhile.

-S- said...

His name is Cliff. He is "friends" with Kristy Kruger and got a shout-out.

P.S. the Duckling failed to mention that she owns the exact same shirt Cliff was wearing. I don't think I've ever seen her actually wear it though.

P.P.S Blogger Sucks

UnrulyDuckling said...

By "friend" I took her to mean "stalker."

SerenitySprings said...

IT'S CLIFF! That's the guy! Seriously, Sealegs and I ran into him CONSTANTLY for months. At The Church, at Whole Foods, everywhere. So creepy. I remember that his name is Cliff because at a Mensa party he drew a cliff on his nametag instead of writing "Cliff".

Good times.

UnrulyDuckling said...

You guys are shitting me! This guy dresses like that all the time? And you've not only seen him before, but you partied with him? The chances against that have to be astronomical.