Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Barely-Rising-to-the-Level-of-Primate-Behavior Bathroom Antics

I hate for this to be the first thing I write after such a long leave-of-blog, but someone has pooped on the bathroom seat in my office. She took a shit OUTSIDE of the toilet. Has the seat pee-er decided to escalate her assault on decency, or does she have some hardcore competition? I don't know, and I don't want to know. I just want to share a bathroom with the well toilet-trained. Is that too much to ask?

P.S. How wrong is it that I just thought about going back and taking a picture of it with my phone so you would have to look at it, too?


SerenitySprings said...

It is wrong. Very wrong. So wrong, in fact, that if you DO go take a picture and make us look at it the universe will take that as a personal affront and will turn ALL of your office-mates into inappropriate poo-ers.

UnrulyDuckling said...

Enough said.